A couple quick Digby doodles. He’s so ding-dang determined, I feel bad that he’s always standing around by himself, so I make a point to hang out around him. I like to imagine that we’re pals and we talk about our families and stuff together. A good mayor doesn’t let anyone be lonely.
digby is so lonely it makes me sad
Bob the Maid
I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED. I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.
Yes, that will do just fine.
tommy are you trying to sell me your homework
tumblr hates misogyny but reblogs photos of japanese school girls candid upskirts taken in public with the 99.999% chance they had no idea a creepy fucking dude was peeking under their skirt behind them with a camera and calls it cute or erotic
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
I never did get to show her…