My boyfriend is such a sweetheart! <3
Holy shit, how romantic
A couple quick Digby doodles. He’s so ding-dang determined, I feel bad that he’s always standing around by himself, so I make a point to hang out around him. I like to imagine that we’re pals and we talk about our families and stuff together. A good mayor doesn’t let anyone be lonely.
digby is so lonely it makes me sad
Bob the Maid
I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED. I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.
officer josh of the booty battalion: reporting for booty
officer josh of the booty battalion: I want the booty I need to find the booty
officer josh of the booty battalion: as you were, cadet
krystalu: shakes rump
krystalu: cadet krystal reporting for duty
officer josh of the booty battalion: cadet Krystal
officer josh of the booty battalion: you're being promoted to lieutenant
officer josh of the booty battalion: congratulations
krystalu: thank you sir!
krystalu: i've been waiting for this moment sir!
krystalu: i'll do the squad proud sir!
officer josh of the booty battalion: I'm so proud T ^ T
officer josh of the booty battalion: a job well done lieutenant krystal
officer josh of the booty battalion: you are now the head of the twerk team alpha force
tumblr hates misogyny but reblogs photos of japanese school girls candid upskirts taken in public with the 99.999% chance they had no idea a creepy fucking dude was peeking under their skirt behind them with a camera and calls it cute or erotic
